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"You Moon Penguins are just gonna write some loud, noisy drivel! If I wanted a bunch of peck necks to dance around while on bird seed, I'd visit me grandchildren!"
—The Conductor

The Conductor is a major character in A Hat in Time who mainly appears in Chapter 2: Battle of the Birds. He is a movie director who creates western based films, and has Hat Kid star in two films called "Murder on the Owl Express" and "Train Rush". As his name suggests, he also conducts a train called The Owl Express.

Having a rivalry with DJ Grooves, he's one of the two birds whom Hat Kid can help win the competition for the Annual Bird Movie Awards.

Personality

The Conductor is a very loud and out spoken person, most of the time he can be rude and angry (but on some occasions speaks softly). He also has a disregard for the player's safety or anyone at all saying that it's for the name of cinematography. He also likes to use the word peck (which is a considered a swear word in A Hat in Time) and often likes to call people he has qualms with 'peck necks'.

Roles

He plays 3 roles in the game, 1 of which depends on who wins. The first is in "Murder On The Owl Express", where he is one of many suspects in the murder of one of the Express Owls. He also plays the part of himself in "Train Rush", where the train is beginning to explode.

Conductor transparent "A SPOILER? On MY Owl Express?"

The Award Ceremony

If Hat Kid has him as the winner of the Annual Bird Movie Awards, The Conductor will give them a single Time Piece, calling it as tiny and insignificant as her role in helping him win and suggesting that she could sell it on eBird for dimes and nickels.

The Award Ceremony Pt. 2

During the actual Award Ceremony, The Conductor can either be a villain or an ally depending on who won. If he was the winner of the award, he will be the antagonist of the chapter, but if he lost, he will help Hat Kid during the final fight.

If The Conductor wins

While sneaking around in the basement of Dead Bird Studio, the muffled voice of The Conductor can be heard through the walls, mentioning the left over bomb from the train that he has decided to hold onto just in case "someone" showed up.

After Hat Kid encounters The Conductor at a gigantic stage, he states that he won't be giving the Time Piece up without a fight. During the beginning of the battle, The Conductor has four basic attacks: the first will lunge at her with a slight splash around where he lands, a wrestling-style drop from the left or right balcony that aims directly at Hat Kid, whistle for stage lights to fall onto the arena and drop down on a disco ball that sends out shock waves.

At the fight progresses, he gains extra attacks: darkening the arena as he charges at Hat Kid with a knife, rapidly swing multiple knives to require a Dive Attack and call upon cars to circle her in the middle of the stage before driving into each other in the center. On top of the Disco Ball Drop being able to fake out the player with a delayed fall, The Conductor can create photo copies of himself to magnify the effects of both the knife charge and the disco ball drop by adding more knives and ball drops respectively. The lunge attack is lost from this point and the balcony drop is also absent.

Midway through the fight, he will stop to have a little "Heart to Heart" with Hat Kid. Upon sitting down, he will tell her that the reason for him wanting to keep the Time Piece is that he wants to right the loss that was "Annual Bird Movie Award #42", upset that DJ Grooves won. Hat Kid can either tell him "Maybe" or "Nope" when prompted if he could use the Time Piece. If Hat Kid says "Maybe", he thanks her, but then declares that she cannot leave the room without dying because he cannot risk DJ Grooves finding out he cheated. If Hat Kid says "No", he will tell her that she is a greedy young lass and that she was going to have to take it from him by force. Either option, he will proceed to strap a bomb onto her, giving her 80 seconds before she explodes for an instant kill.

The Conductor will then continue to attack Hat Kid with yet again a new set of moves: he can take out a large saw blade that he throws across the floor in sets of three (one aimed directly at Hat Kid, with the others slightly to the left and right), jump up to the balcony to toss out several volleys of three saw blades before doing the balcony drop himself and running around the stage in a frenzy, taunting Hat Kid about how the bomb will explode soon. The player now needs to hit him 4-5 times before DJ Grooves will step in, saying he will find a way to defuse the bomb. After 4-5 more hits, DJ Grooves will come back with some defuser and direct Hat Kid over to him, making both the bomb and the timer disappear once she goes over to his location.

In frustration of the defusing of the bomb, The Conductor enters the final phase of the battle, where he sends four parade owls with knives to follow Hat Kid around in an attempt to stab her. Most attacks gained leading up to the second phase are lost, with the Conductor doing the lunge, balcony drop, single Dsco Ball Drop without a stall, calling stage lights and the rapid knife swinging attack. Upon taking six more attacks, he will be defeated, angrily calling Hat Kid "peck neck" before falling unconscious on the floor.

If DJ Grooves wins

While fighting DJ Grooves, The Conductor will show up to the ceremony, saying that he will find a way to defuse the bomb placed on Hat Kid. After Hat Kid lands a few more hits on the DJ, The Conductor will hold out a huge pair of scissors to defuse the bomb with. When running over to him, he will cut the fuse off, thus making the bomb disappear.

The Finale

In The Finale, he is one of the many people standing in line to be judged. At the end, he tells Mustache Girl to "Get Lost", along with everyone else. During the final phase of the fight, he and DJ Grooves punch each other with all they got, turning themselves into Pons to help Hat Kid defeat Mustache Girl. He comes back after time is reset, and is hanging onto Hat Kid's Spaceship from outside begging Hat Kid not to leave along with DJ Grooves, Snatcher, and a Mafia Goon.

Seal the Deal

Conductor Seal The Deal

The Conductor drinking "The Sinking Ship".

The Conductor makes minor to major cameos in Seal the Deal, where he can be encountered throughout the Arctic Cruise's three acts, bringing along some of his Express Owls and his own Grandchildren to enjoy the cruise.

For Bon Voyage!, he is seen at the docking pad with a few of the grandchildren, getting ready for the cruise to begin. Once the ship sets sail and Hat Kid sign into the desk, he is located at the poolside Bar drinking what is called "Sinking Ship" on the rocks. He is also seen in this location in Ship Shape, where he is much more intoxicated from the other drinks he has consumed prior. In these two acts, he serves as an NPC.

Rock the Boat is the most involved that the Conductor is in the story, as he serves as a minor antagonist to the main threat of natural disaster of the ship being capsized, where he plays as the most vocal and impatient of the survivors of the last life boat. He demands that Hat Kid leave behind Walrus Captain before all of the others perish to the cold, causing a timer to start counting down before his impatience gets the last life boats to leave both Hat Kid and the Captain for dead for an instant kill.

Trivia

  • There is a newspaper clipping that says the Owl Express is the only train in the world.
  • He has 385 trophies in his room in the Dead Bird Studio basement.
  • There is a picture that features a headshot of him next to three rectangles that are each filled to different amounts, the lowest filled being labeled "Empathy", the second lowest being labeled "Bird?" and the highest filled being labeled "Anger".
  • According to developer Jenna Brown "Peck is the f word".