|"Are you lost too? I've been lost for as long as I can remember."|
|"Mafia look at little child. Mafia see loser."|
Sand n' Sails is a desert region of the main planet. It is comprised of a chain of desert villages, with wide stretches of sand between. To traverse these dry, dangerous, snake-infested dunes, Hat Kid must take a supply of water and hop on her sail cruiser.
In the final build of the game, this chapter was replaced with Alpine Skyline. It shares the same idea of exploring a large open world, but was changed due to a mismatch between visuals and gameplay.
- In Hat Kid's Room, a drawing of a place strongly resembling Sand n' Sails can be seen.
- Several pieces the Wowls play are actually remixes of songs that were to appear in Sand n' Sails.
- Much of the chapter's content was either recycled, or just left in the game's files for modders to use.
- This chapter can still be seen on the planet
|Chapters and Acts|
| Chapter 1:|
|Welcome to Mafia Town • Barrel Battle • She Came from Outerspace • Down with the Mafia! • Cheating the Race • Heating Up Mafia Town • The Golden Vault|
| Chapter 2:|
Battle of the Birds
|Dead Bird Studio • Murder on the Owl Express • Picture Perfect • Train Rush • The Big Parade • Award Ceremony|
| Chapter 3:|
|Contractual Obligations • The Subcon Well • Toilet of Doom • Queen Vanessa's Manor • Mail Delivery Service • Your Contract has Expired|
| Chapter 4:|
|The Birdhouse • The Lava Cake • The Windmill • The Twilight Bell • The Illness has Spread|
| Chapter 5:|
|Blue Time Rifts||Sewers • Bazaar • The Owl Express • The Moon • Pipe • Village • Twilight Bell • Curly Tail Trail • Gallery • Mail Room|
|Pink Time Rifts||Mafia of Cooks • Dead Bird Studio • Sleepy Subcon • Alpine Skyline|
|Miscellaneous||Hat Kid's Spaceship|
|Major Characters||Moonjumper • Timmy|
|Hostile Characters||The Shapeshifter|
|Support Characters||Tim, CEO of Time • Tim's Friend • Thor • Oldster • Sandworm|
|Minor Characters||Science Owls|
|Levels||Beta Hero's Challenge • Music Room • Mustache Girl's Island • Rectangles • Sand n' Sails|