|"Mafia look at little child. Mafia see loser."|
"We don't know much about the goats up here, but we try to give them a wide berth.
Goats are a species of large anthropomorphic goats that inhabit Alpine Skyline. They are peaceful, meaning they do not attack. However, they can push Hat Kid around, and it is possible to take damage from them. The Goats are silent, communicating only with head gestures.
They turn evil when the illness from the flowers has spread and attack Hat Kid.
|Main Characters||Hat Kid • Mustache Girl|
|Major Characters||The Conductor • DJ Grooves • The Snatcher|
|Hostile Characters||Enemy • Mafia Boss • Mafia Goons • Queen Vanessa|
|Support Characters||Badge Seller • Cooking Cat • Rumbi|
|Minor Characters||C.A.W Agents • Coffee Clerk • Express Owls • Fire Spirits • Goats • Moon Penguins • Traveller • The Receptionist • Snatcher's Minions • Subcon Dwellers • Tourist|